One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run
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yo ho, a birates life for meExplains a fewethicalbreakdance's tattoos.
GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST
SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE
WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT
i mean we know why this isn’t being talked about but WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT IT!
Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.
It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.
I think I have just come up with one of my absolute best ideas yet.
What genre / era do I need to dress for now?
it is a running joke in our friendgroup that you can basically summon bedlam, bloody mary-style, by saying out loud, “man, i have a crazy/madcap/terrible [delete as appropriate] idea!”
what even happens when bedlam does it
bedlam did you summon the rest of the world, are they all in your house now
did you double-summon yourself
is there a giant vortex hovering over the american northeast
bedlam are you okay
Welcome to Nightvale… (so sorry I couldn’t help it)
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.